On five fingers I can tell you why I'm a loser.
1. I'd rather go to the movie theater's alone for the BIG movies than go with a bunch of girls.
2. I secretly wish I was a gypsy-- I could live in a trailer the rest of my life if I wanted.
3. I always bite my straws.
4. When I walk to class, I often count how many steps I'm taking. When I get to 20, I start over.
5. I recently learned (well, in the past few years) how to e-mail. I hate technology.
Now on my other five fingers I can tell you why I'm the coolest person you'll ever meet (when it comes to shopping.)
6. I've never spent more than $50 on a new pair of hot, sexy, designer jeans.
7. I tend to buy outrageously weird shoes, and somehow match them with something I own.
8. I can talk down a price at a store... done it a billion times.
9. There's always five outfits to choose from in my closet for every outing.
10. Goodwill is like my Nordstroms.
There you have it, ladies. I have a twin.
Part of me is kind of lame... I mean really, someone that can't send e-mails? PULEAASE.
And then there's the cool side. The hip side. The girl that you want to take to the mall because you can put money down that she'll have you coming out looking like a million bucks. (When the receipt really said $12.99).
A lot of girls have this fear: PROM. They'll get to prom and be wearing the same dress, same color, same beadwork, as that "other" girl that they can't stand. Let me assure you, I'm here to help you yell: BRING IT ON!
Let the "other" girl dance the night away in her beautiful gown. And then at the end of the night, hang it up in her closet to collect dust. You're smiling inside, (and chuckling a bit) because YOU bought that same dress for half the price, and YOU are going to make money off of it the next day.
Really- what little sister wants your out-of-date-out-of-style-wrong-color-i-want-my-own-dress-hand-me-down?
... I'll teach you how. I'll teach you all of the dirty tricks that come along with it. Stay tuned.
I discovered "Charming Charlie" this weekend in Arizona. I would describe it as a higher quality-two story-Forever Love- kind of situation.Loved it! lots of fun jewelery, shoes handbags scarves...a few clothing items. Check it out everyone!! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Sarah! Next time I'm in Arizona I'll definitely check it out! Glad to hear of a fun new place!
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